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"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
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"If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you."
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"Nobody can make you feel ignorant but you—the you from before, the one who skipped school and slept in class. By you, of course, I mean me."
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"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
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"Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about."
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