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"I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade."
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"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
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"I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree."
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"Nobody can make you feel ignorant but you—the you from before, the one who skipped school and slept in class. By you, of course, I mean me."
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"An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting."
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