I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that... - Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

"I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory."

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