If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
"Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much."