If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"I hide how I feel, and I hide the fact that I hide how I feel, but I can't bury the past without having a funeral of the heart."
"As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."