If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"If my legs get blown off in war, I’d like to have them replaced with a coffee table. Half man/half furniture, I’ll be in the living room if you need me."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
"I type on my keyboard like I’m Beethoven on the piano. My words may be silent in the air, but they ring as music in my mind while I write."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."