A mini self-sacrifice is made when you force your heart to w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A mini self-sacrifice is made when you force your heart to wait. I’ve got mine set on a timer, so I can do other things, like chase women."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
"Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."