If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to."

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