More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"I wish the military were the militerary. Less fighting and more reading."
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."