My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by han... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
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"I realize all guys have thorns. But I am a rose, and she chose a cactus over me. I wish her luck with her dry, desert-like existence with him."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."