If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you r... - Mark Twain
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."