If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you r... - Mark Twain
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read."
"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."