If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you r... - Mark Twain

"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read."

"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."