If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you r... - Mark Twain

"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"

"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."

"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."