It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of... - Mark Twain

"Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought."

"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."