It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of... - Mark Twain
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."