More quotes by Mark Twain

"Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought."
"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."