It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of... - Mark Twain

"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?"

"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."