Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a m... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
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"I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."