"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, “Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?"
"I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."