"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."