"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."