"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."