More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"