The best way to keep children at home is to make the home at... - Dorothy Parker
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
More quotes by Dorothy Parker
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."