If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at t... - Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words."[Interview, The Paris Review, Summer 1956]"

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."