More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"