More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"