More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"I hate writing, I love having written."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."