More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."