"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."