I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be ki... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."

"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."

"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."

"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."

"I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me, they wouldn’t even be parents."