More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."