My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do N... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."

"I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick."

"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."

"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"

"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."