My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do N... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love now, not later. Also, love later."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."

"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."

"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."