My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do N... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."

"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"

"I watered your memory every day to keep it alive, and after all this time it's like a tall cypress tree rooted deep in the St. John's River."

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."

"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"