"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. Panicked stillness, that’s the look I’ve perfected in an effort to make myself appear more approachable."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."