If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he wil... - Mark Twain
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?"
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."
"I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."