More quotes by Mark Twain

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."