If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he wil... - Mark Twain
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."