#dogs

"There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes."

"The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know: get a dog. (To blame.)"

"You can't be sad when Daisy is around, she won't let you."

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."

"Dogs have their day but cats have 365."

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

"People leave imprints on our lives, shaping who we become in much the same way that a symbol is pressed into the page of a book to tell you who it comes from. Dogs, however, leave paw prints on our lives and our souls, which are as unique as fingerprints in every way."

"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them."

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made."

"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

"Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?""I give.""You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."

"I've changed my ways a little, I cannot nowRun with you in the evenings along the shore,Except in a kind of dream, and you, if you dream a moment,You see me there."

"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."

"Meow” means “woof” in cat."