All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an... - Will Rogers

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."