All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an... - Will Rogers

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."