More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."
"I loved how your cheeks had a natural rouge, like a delicate rose, and I was a rogue full of thorns. I was only a flower when I was with you."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest."