My skull needs a tornado inside, to clean out my thoughts. I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My skull needs a tornado inside, to clean out my thoughts. I’ll call Kansas tomorrow to see if I can rent one for the day."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."