More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I have rubbed shoulders with the rich, the powerful, and the armless. It’s how to network when handshakes aren’t an option."