If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the burning desire for you."
"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."