More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've always thought it prudent to bring some running shoes."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I can't throw away cologne because that is Nostalgia in a Bottle, the scent of yesterday, and it reminds me of her more clearly than her picture."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."