More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."