More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."