More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."
"Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you’ve got to take stuff. What, do you think someone’s just going to hand you what you want?"