More quotes by Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

"You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?"
"Well? Is it true? Did she?""Did she what?""You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?"
"Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference."
"It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it."
"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."