Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

"The right thing and the easy thing are never the same."

"I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma.""You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma."

"You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?"

"Dig deep. Find your way to your soul."

"Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference."

"Well? Is it true? Did she?""Did she what?""You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?"

"Got it. Demon. Death. Doom."

"It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it."

"Nobody the dead man & Nobody the livingNobody is giving in & Nobody is givingNobody hears me but just Nobody caresNobody fears me but Nobody just staresNobody belongs to me & Nobody remainsNo Nobody knows nothingAll that remains are remains"

"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."