You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. - Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

"You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?"

"Got it. Demon. Death. Doom."

"Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference."

"The right thing and the easy thing are never the same."

"Dig deep. Find your way to your soul."