You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. - Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

"I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma.""You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma."

"The right thing and the easy thing are never the same."

"Well? Is it true? Did she?""Did she what?""You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?"

"You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?"

"Got it. Demon. Death. Doom."