You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. - Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

"Got it. Demon. Death. Doom."

"You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?"

"Nobody the dead man & Nobody the livingNobody is giving in & Nobody is givingNobody hears me but just Nobody caresNobody fears me but Nobody just staresNobody belongs to me & Nobody remainsNo Nobody knows nothingAll that remains are remains"

"I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma.""You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma."

"The right thing and the easy thing are never the same."