More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."