More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."
"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"