More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."