More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners."
"Nostalgia is being blind to the bad and only remembering the good. Thinking about all the love I had for her is a positively Helen-Kelleresque experience."
"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."
"I have studied the astrological musings of the mystics, and I can conclude one thing: of all things cosmic, bowling is the best."