I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."

"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."

"When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake."

"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."