She asked for the time, and I said that information is for s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."
"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"The referees made a questionable call. Still, I was ready with an answer and picked up on the first ring. That ring was an engagement ring, and I said yes."
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."