Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."