I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me, they wouldn’t even be parents."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."
"As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies."