I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."

"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."

"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."

"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."

"Patience is so valuable I'm willing to wait forever to achieve it. And while I wait, I may as well get busy being short-tempered."