More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I was thirsty for was her love."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."