New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with has... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on ‪#‎LoversLane‬."

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"Man is solid, not liquid. But with the fluid nature of networking, my personal brand would grow faster if I would just go with the flow."
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