More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"Is it easier to get you to do what I want with a fist to your face, or a gentle pat on the back and a handshake? Let this be a lesson in power."
"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."
"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."