I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"Why aren’t red traffic lights heart-shaped? Probably because it’s not like rush hour can get any more romantic."