I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."
"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."
"Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."