I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."