I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."
"I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower."
"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"
"I'm sober. Yessiree, I quit drinking. I haven't had a beer in four hours. Now I just need some coffee and to get drunk on love poetry."