More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."