More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"