More quotes by Bill Watterson

"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."
"Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?"
"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."