I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a c... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off."

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