"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."