I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
"I watered your memory every day to keep it alive, and after all this time it's like a tall cypress tree rooted deep in the St. John's River."
"I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies."
"On Knowledge: You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."