I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"My sole possession is my passion, for no one can rob me of it. More fiery than love, it does not depend on another to blaze."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."