I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is ho... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."