I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is ho... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two."