Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my sh... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."