Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my sh... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."