Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my sh... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."