Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my sh... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."