Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but b... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"