Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but b... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."