A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."