A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."