A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."