A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."