"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."
"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"
"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."